You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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