Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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