we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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