Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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