it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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