Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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