Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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