I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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