I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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