Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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