Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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