why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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