Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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