My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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