The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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