I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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