You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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