I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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