No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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