I wannas sexs uuuuu
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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