Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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