Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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