I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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