2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
this hospital has no fireball
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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