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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend

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(630): View more from Illinois

slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.

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(817): View more from Texas

I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina

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(310): View more from California

Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome

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(310): View more from California

What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?

(1-310): View more from California

I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that

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