I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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