So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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