By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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