It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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