yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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