McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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