You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
How naked do you want me to be?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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