my being single is dangerous.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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