Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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