That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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