I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
foreskin is a definite game changer
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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