just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You can't special order awesome
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
