You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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