My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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