You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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