I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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