i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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