margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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