I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
