I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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