Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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