Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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