i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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