AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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