like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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